MAJOR respect to this man.

مواطن دافع أمام اللواء عبدالفتاح العلي عن سائقه
المخالف: أتحداك تسفره!

وكيل المرور أصر على إبعاده في اليوم نفسه
أصر وكيل وزارة الداخلية المساعد لشؤون المرور اللواء عبدالفتاح العلي على تطبيق القانون بـ «مسطرة واحدة» رافضاً واسطات للإفراج عن سائق آسيوي ارتكب 24 مخالفة، ما جعل كفيله يطلق تحديه لوكيل المرور قائلاً: «راح أطلعه غصب عليك … وأتحداك تسفره».
اللواء العلي، وحسب مصدر أمني، كان أحيل إليه ملف آسيوي تجاوز الإشارة الضوئية الحمراء، وبالتدقيق على سجله المروري تبين انه مسجل بحقه 24 مخالفة منها 15 تجاوز الإشارة الحمراء والبقية تنوعت بين ممنوع الوقوف وتجاوز الحد الأقصى للسرعة، ما دفع وكيل المرور الى التوصية بإبعاده عن البلاد.
وأوضح المصدر الأمني ان «كفيل السائق المخالف قصد مكتب اللواء العلي وطلبه بقبول وساطته للإفراج عن سائقه الذي تعود عليه أبناؤه واعتاد توصيلهم إلى المدارس، ليرد عليه: (هذا خطر على أولادك وعلى الناس ومادام قد تعود على عدم احترام القانون، فلا أمل في إصلاحه إلا بإعادته الى بلاده عقاباً على تعريض حياته وحياة الآخرين للخطر)، إلا أن الكفيل لم يرق له الكلام وثار فجأة مخاطباً مدير المرور: (مو على كيفك والله ما تسفره وراح اطلعه غصبن عليك وجوازه عندي وأتحداك تسفره… ورني شلون تسفره)».
وأضاف المصدر ان «الوكيل المساعد لشؤون المرور بادر باستصدار وثيقة من السفارة التابع لها المخالف حيث تم إصدارها في اليوم نفسه وتمت احالته على الابعاد لتسفيره على حساب وزارة الداخلية على أن يتم تحميل الكفيل التذكرة مضاعفة وتم مخاطبة مباحث الهجرة بكتاب رسمي لوقف كفالات المواطن على ضوء رفضه تسليم جواز سفر سائقه».

His philosophy is that of someone who aims to make good players great, and like I mentioned in my previous post on Sir Alex, I love that in a manager.

People became slightly apprehensive when certain big names were being thrown out.  Names like Mario Gotze, Robert Lewondowski possibly leaving this summer.

Klopp wasnt fussed, all he said was:

Apparently something went “boom” in the plane and caused one of the windows to crack on this flight to Cairo.

The pilot had to turn the plane around and land an emergency landing in Kuwait!

The following video shows the plane releasing some of its fuel, but not the actual landing.

Many people forget that there are plenty of superstars out there who are muslim.

This came as a request from their one and only Bilal Franck Ribery.  The mosque will have its own dedicated imam, an islamic library and islamic session.

I think though this incident may have played a part:

Apparently, as stated by 101greatgoals.com, “Ribery said, after finally being caught, “I won’t talk to Boateng again, he knows that I’m Muslim. I’m p***** off.”

Building a mosque as a way of an apology seems quite fair in my opinion.

He/She aint young, apparently its 15 – 18 years old, i dont have its birth certificate but dad says its around that age.

We’ve bonded quite well, but recently Ive noticed a little bit of change in behaviour.

Previously, he (im gonna refer to it as he from now on, cuz KooKoo is a boss) used to get on my arm, up to my shoulders and just chill.

If id place him on another platform, he’d gently move on.  Easy peezy.

However, recently, he seems to get over-excited when hes on my arm.  I mean, he wags his tail, but grips my arm with his talons quite firmly, and that boy has talons longer than Paris Hiltons, so he dug them in quite deep.

Then he’d shake it like a salt shaker, left then right multiple times.  And he continues doing this, paying no attention to anything else for a good few minutes, until he suddenly freezes, and literally drops off my arm.

Its quite a sight, and quite painful.

Does anyone know what the hell this sort of behaviour means?

Is he trying to mate my arm?  Last I checked, Im a hairy dude, so its not like my arm is his version of Megan Fox.

Or is it?

What my arm looks like to my parrot.

In any case, I dont know if I feel flattered or violated.

I mean, we’re friends buddy.

You’re strictly in the friend zone.

Aint going further than that.

Heres a video of what he does when hes on my arm (I managed to push him onto his tree).

Note: Skip this post if you dont like rap in general.

The original – Niggas in Paris (Jay Z & Kanye West)

The remake – Arabs in Paris (Sons of Yusuf)

Its.. interesting to read.

Any thoughts?

On a side note, since when do princesses come in Al-Falah’s?

Just sayin…

But even for our standards, I gotta admit, this was terribly embarrassing.

Credit to TheUnderWearDrawer for these comics: